9 THINGS I HATE ABOUT PEOPLE
Posted on January 31, 2009 by admin
9 THINGS I HATE ABOUT PEOPLE : -
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my pants when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say, “Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it, too.” Dang right! What good is cake if you can’t eat it?
4. When people who’ve lost something say, “It’ll probably be in the last place I look.” Of course it is! Why the heck would you keep looking after you’ve found it?
5. When people say while watching a film, “Did you see that?” No Loser, I paid 100bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6. People who ask, “Can I ask you a question?” Didn’t really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is “new and improved.” Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn’t be new.
8. When people say, “Life is short.” What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that’s longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here?
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T Edwards
- 31st Jan, 09 03:01pm
I used to hate it when my mother, who’d be yelling at me at the top of her lungs, would ask me “DO YOU HEAR ME??” I always wanted to say “No, Mom. I heard you BEFORE you were screaming in my face…NOW I’m deaf.”
T
The Almost Millionaire
- 31st Jan, 09 09:01pm
Number 6 is funny…I catch myself doing that all the time…especially when I call on someone that I believe is an important potential contact. I’m going to have to reign that in. I guess a better question is “Did I catch you at a convienent time?”
Good stuff!
Brandon
TechZoomIn
- 31st Jan, 09 11:01pm
6th Question is very common we listen daily.Specially in offices.
Taris Janitens
- 1st Feb, 09 12:02am
LOL!!! I will have to remember some of these come backs hahaha
Dalirin
- 1st Feb, 09 01:02am
Can I ask you a question. How do you know people do all this ? Have you experienced this before?
HOBO(nickname)
- 1st Feb, 09 04:02pm
A change is always better. I was reading your blog post and then I find this…
Good one.
Jake
- 2nd Feb, 09 11:02pm
Man.. you HATE me hahah… these are straight up for real and you hit it right on!
Nice blog and cool post!
Sally Croft
- 3rd Feb, 09 12:02pm
Truly hilarious especially point # 1 and 7 are so true
happens all the time.
HOBO(nickname) is right..change is always better, these 9 points are quite a refresher for otherwise dull posts. Good Work!
Steve Miller
- 5th Mar, 09 10:03pm
And here I thought nobody knew who I was. There isn’t one out of the nine that I haven’t been guilty of countless times. Thanks for noticing me.